Christmas season is such a downer.
—no one
I really didn’t eat or drink that much on Thanksgiving.
—no one
I enjoy sitting on a cold toilet seat.
—no one
My dog’s breath smells awesome.
—no one
Freezing rain is way better than snow.
—no one
They’re really not being all that specific about Hurricane Sandy.
—no one
I’m totally blind-sided by the Marlins firing of Ozzie Guillen.
—no one
We got this.
—no Yankees fan
Thanks for driving behind me with your brights on.
—no one
I love sitting on a cold toilet seat.
—no one
Fish and cheese as the protein for school lunch. Sounds delicious.
—no one
Wearing thick socks and sweats makes me so uncomfortable.
—no one
Cable/Internet installation always goes flawlessly.
—no one
(to anyone over the age of 18) Nice backwards hat.
—no one
You look so cool with your ears tucked in your hat.
—no one
