Q: who’s kid has a breakdown because they’re using an umbrella to keep from getting soaked in a downpour?

A: mine

Day 1: Hi, I’m in DelawareSome photos from Day 1 on Fenwick Island, from the car ride to the beach to the kayak:




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Day 1: Hi, I’m in Delaware

Some photos from Day 1 on Fenwick Island, from the car ride to the beach to the kayak:

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Lindsay’s 30th FestivitiesI’m surprising Lindsay with a weekend getaway to a place we’ve never been. Her demands were 1)…View Post

Lindsay’s 30th Festivities


I’m surprising Lindsay with a weekend getaway to a place we’ve never been. Her demands were 1)…

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Busy Morning with a Headache

The morning consisted of vacuuming, cleaning leaves and debris off the pool cover, straightening up the house, tower building and demolition, walking Nate and eventually a nap.

My head hurts so I’m going to follow Nolan’s lead now that I ate my sandwich.…

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Mispronounced Words - Igloo or Truck?View Post

Mispronounced Words - Igloo or Truck?

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Meltdown Triggers for the UnitView Post

Meltdown Triggers for the Unit

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Bedtime RoutineNolan was ready for a nap. Problem is, it’s 7:30 at night at he thinks he’s going for a nap. He…View Post

Bedtime Routine

Nolan was ready for a nap. Problem is, it’s 7:30 at night at he thinks he’s going for a nap. He…

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Daddy, Mow Lawn #lawnmowing #bubblemower #SAHD #dadlifeView Post

Daddy, Mow Lawn #lawnmowing #bubblemower #SAHD #dadlife

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Heat at Pacers: Indiana Looks to Extend 12-Game Home Win Streak
Have a Merry Christmas. #whitechristmas

Have a Merry Christmas. #whitechristmas

Christmas season is such a downer.

—no one

Make someone happy today. Mind your own business.

—Ann Landers

he must have been sent directly to jail, did not pass go, and did not collect $200

he must have been sent directly to jail, did not pass go, and did not collect $200

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